teacher: the sun is the hottest thing in the universe.
me: uh... excuse me, have you ever seen francisco lachowski?
Richard: Do we pay extra for irony?
Kim: No, the irony's free. It's the sarcasm you're paying for...ironically.
me: i want to go to England
me: i want to go to Paris
me: i want to go to Australia
me: i want to go everywhere
money: lol no
time: lol no
world: lol no